What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Deuteronomy 17

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

But this is not

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

I don't like

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?